My Private JournalIf you’re the one tasked with having to go through all my stuff after I die, heads up. It’s some pretty boring stuff. Except for the cool…4d ago4d ago
The Stench of Stupid“You have to take the toaster pastry out of the package before you put it in the toaster,” I said to Carl, possibly averting a disaster of…Mar 29, 2024Mar 29, 2024
Dawn dish soap and ducksWhen was the last time you needed to wash black, greasy oil from a baby duck?Mar 23, 2024Mar 23, 2024
Belly Button Lint is My Super PowerAs you get older, you tend to resign yourself to the realities of life. For example:Mar 20, 2024Mar 20, 2024
Something Horrible Happened On The Way To The Adults’ TableYou know what’s really overrated?Mar 1, 2024Mar 1, 2024
Guilty As ChargedSomeone is knocking on the front door. Why in the world is there a doorbell if people are going to knock? Technology… whatever.Feb 23, 2024Feb 23, 2024
Jiggle The HandleI wish life came with a handle. A handle just like the one you find on your toilet.Feb 16, 2024Feb 16, 2024
Should Only Take A Second (Ha!)If your wife ever asks you to stop at the store on your way home to pick up, oh, let’s say some apples...Feb 10, 2024Feb 10, 2024
