The Stench of Stupid“You have to take the toaster pastry out of the package before you put it in the toaster,” I said to Carl, possibly averting a disaster of…Mar 29Mar 29
Dawn dish soap and ducksWhen was the last time you needed to wash black, greasy oil from a baby duck?Mar 23Mar 23
Belly Button Lint is My Super PowerAs you get older, you tend to resign yourself to the realities of life. For example:Mar 20Mar 20
Something Horrible Happened On The Way To The Adults’ TableYou know what’s really overrated?Mar 1Mar 1
Guilty As ChargedSomeone is knocking on the front door. Why in the world is there a doorbell if people are going to knock? Technology… whatever.Feb 23Feb 23
Jiggle The HandleI wish life came with a handle. A handle just like the one you find on your toilet.Feb 16Feb 16
Should Only Take A Second (Ha!)If your wife ever asks you to stop at the store on your way home to pick up, oh, let’s say some apples...Feb 10Feb 10
The Greatest Zombie Story Ever ToldI think a good way to start a novel is “It was a dark and stormy night…” which is quickly followed by “… and for once, there were no stupid…Jan 26Jan 26
