Mark A. KwasnyThe Stench of Stupid“You have to take the toaster pastry out of the package before you put it in the toaster,” I said to Carl, possibly averting a disaster of…3 min read·Mar 29, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnyDawn dish soap and ducksWhen was the last time you needed to wash black, greasy oil from a baby duck?2 min read·Mar 23, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnyBelly Button Lint is My Super PowerAs you get older, you tend to resign yourself to the realities of life. For example:2 min read·Mar 20, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnyFuture Mark[Somewhere in in the 1970's… cue creepy yet mysterious music]3 min read·Mar 8, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnySomething Horrible Happened On The Way To The Adults’ TableYou know what’s really overrated?2 min read·Mar 1, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnyGuilty As ChargedSomeone is knocking on the front door. Why in the world is there a doorbell if people are going to knock? Technology… whatever.4 min read·Feb 23, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnyJiggle The HandleI wish life came with a handle. A handle just like the one you find on your toilet.2 min read·Feb 16, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnyShould Only Take A Second (Ha!)If your wife ever asks you to stop at the store on your way home to pick up, oh, let’s say some apples...3 min read·Feb 10, 2024----
Mark A. KwasnyThe Greatest Zombie Story Ever ToldI think a good way to start a novel is “It was a dark and stormy night…” which is quickly followed by “… and for once, there were no stupid…3 min read·Jan 26, 2024----